hiyokoko:

hiyokoko:

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..

rosejester:

This is so funny akshskala

heckinglester:

april fools you look cute everyday keep it up 

mjalti:

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

ccjonesart:

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

I didn’t know what animal this would be, but I sure as hell would have listened the first time if a cat owner told me to sedate their fucking cat

miscaitlin:

i deleted my aunty on Facebook and she just rang me to ask why

mothinglyunhuman:

okay girls & boys let’s go

* 20 chubby cats follow behind me *